Constant Tinkerer V2.0

You may have heard of a little invention that’s been ruffling feathers and blowing minds since it came out: AI.

In the next few months, writers, programmers, brain surgeons, astronauts, economists, presidents, and moms will all be replaced by AI. War mongering robots powered by AI will launch a campaign to take over the moon in the coming weeks. And yes, even you, your children, your dog, and your cat will soon be powered by AI.

How can we best take advantage of this AI? In the coming days before the AI revolution, there’s time to Found and Co-found some AI startups in order to suck any venture funding away from legitimate businesses that could use it to build products actually helpful to the world. Using this venture funding, future AIs that then take over those companies will be able to colonize the moon and perform surgery on our brains even faster!

This article was definitely not written by an AI.